Ratbird Genocide

Posted by AW in E

Being that the Pittsburgh Steelers, the unofficial team of this blog, are playing the Baltimore Ravens, the official most-hated team of this blog, this weekend for a trip to the Superbowl, I thought I'd take a moment to post some love here. I also have a bet that if the Ravens win, I have to change my middle name on facebook to "Wacko for Flacco" until the Superbowl is over, which I REALLY don't want to do. So Go Stillers.

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the post in which i somehow try to justify me watching wimbledon (1)
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the space pope (1)
the toilet is making a commentary on the interplay of our capitalistic society mixed with our human nature (1)
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the wii fit will make you feel bad about your appearance (1)
theme weeks (1)
there is nothing about Nietzsche that would make you go mute and test pilots don't read Nietzsche anyways (1)
these Pope Itineraries are some of the funniest shit I've ever seen (1)
these dante jokes aren't that creative (1)
they took my boy (1)
they were delicious rolls though (1)
they're like The Cool Kids only nicer (1)
think Black Kids might show up this week? (1)
thinking too hard (1)
this article is fucking ridiculous apparently anyone that is good at sports is the personification of boston sports (1)
this didn't take me as long as you think it did (1)
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this is the cloverfield monster; a snowspeeder could take this down by wrapping its tow cable around its legs (1)
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this is the same mythology from which Uwe Boll made Alone in the Dark (1)
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this is way better than a chest bump you GOP neocon idiot (1)
this is why you don't live on huge plots of land miles from everyone else (1)
this movie was significantly better than the 30 min I saw of cloverfield before I puked (1)
this post (1)
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this squirrel is the Cloverfield monster (1)
this town needs an enema (1)
this was kind of aimless but I'm ticked (1)
this was my excuse to post up a pic of voltron (1)
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when 800 years old your are see if this good you look (1)
where the wild things are (1)
who doesn't love Mr. Rogers (1)
who greenlighted this title??? (1)
who is more qualified to be vice president this dog or Sarah Palin? (1)
who needs an excuse to be violent to strangers? (1)
who the hell invented this game anyway (1)
who'd win in a fight: Cloverfield monster or a bum with nothing to lose? (1)
why I see movies like this before all the other flicks I have to catch up on is beyond me (1)
why aren't you using this yet (1)
why do I listen to Gavin Degraw? (1)
why do i put myself through this torture (1)
why does it always rain on me (1)
why does nobody discount ugly male artists yet it somehow hinders unattractive female artists? (1)
why don't we just sleep with Isbell and get it over with already (1)
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will Lil T survive? (1)
will we ever have a female writer? (1)
women: can't live with'em; they can't pee standing up; this is a frustrating demonstration of my inadequacy to talk about music at a technical level (1)
woo it's a trick question the answer is the container of yoghund (1)
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workin' for the weekend; followed by working on that weekend (1)
worst photoshop ever (1)
would make a great reality show (1)
would you rather sleep with Wolf Parade or wolf blitzer? (1)
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writers strike (1)
wsj can eat me (1)
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yo quero a gun to kill myself with if I ever have to watch this movie (1)
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