That's enough, Tilda Swinton
Posted by T2D in SN
Are there any actors out there that you constantly hate? Not necessarily the actors themselves, but the characters they play, that is? For me, that actress is Tilda Swinton.
I know nothing about Tilda Swinton personally. I do know, however, that she often plays a bitch in movies. She was a cold bitch with no regard for human life in Michael Clayton. She was a cold bitch again in Burn After Reading. Then, in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, she was kind of a cold bitch, having an affair with Button while staying married to her husband -- no doubt for the money, that gold-digging whore.
Then there's this -- her imdb profile lists several movies with German titles. "Now, where have I heard of Germany before?" you may be asking yourself. Well, they were the bad guys in World War II (there was also a World War I, but the history of who fought against who has been lost with the passage of time). So it's safe to assume that anyone acting in a German movie is herself a Nazi.
She's also in The Chronicles of Narnia movies, playing -- get this -- a witch. That seals it for me. I am disinclined to like you, Tilda Swinton.
